Stassi A.K.A Fortinbras. I am a feisty, ambitious , creative, energetic, complicated, loving, hopeful person who likes to talk a lot. I love people with accents and gentlemen. I have absolutely no idea why I wake up in the morning I just run into things that make life worthwhile and run with it. I sing, design clothes, and unprofessionally dye hair amazing custom colors. I have a hard time trying not to be sassy. Living this life since '93 and don't plan on leaving anytime soon.